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Feb
6
No Snowpocalypse occurred in Northwest Indiana last night unlike on the East Coast where the Twitter term “snowpocalypse” is trending in various cities as people dig out from a major winter snow storm.
Washington D.C. was preparing for the worst, writes Christina Ruffini in Snowpocalypse Now:
Meteorologists said the front could bring anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
From the way the city reacted, you would think it was expecting 12 to 24 inches of molten lava.
Urban hipsters got an early taste of the snowpocalypse when their D.C. Whole Foods store closed early, reports Luis Gomez of Borderstan. Panicked citizens were left in the cold desperately yelling “Let me in!”
Jun
28
Watching the other station could leave you dead!
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Hyper Doppler Radar on MegaStorm Center 17 has you covered — unlike the other guys at that other station who want you to die in a tornado!
If you’re not watching our channel, you could be struck by 10,000 volts of lightning at any second! We don’t want that to happen, unlike that other television station. Those evil doers!
If you’re not watching Hyper Doppler on MegaStorm Center 17, you’re letting the bad guys win.
I love all of these Doppler radar commercials for various television stations use the fear factor to make sure people are watching their television channels during severe weather.
Video: Doppler Dead Zone — Terre Haute
Video: Super duper Doppler radar will keep you alive — unlike that other channel!
Video: If you don’t care about dying, watch that other Fort Wayne station’s weather
Video: Any second now you could be struck dead by severe weather in Fort Wayne
Video: The only station that has a Doppler radar — except for those other stations that have Doppler radar, except ours is better
Video: Watching the wrong Doppler radar could mean instant death!
Video: Lucky for us, we’re in Chicago’s “no-hype” weather market
